How To: Kill Someone with a Toaster
- Electrocution. Simple, and effective.
- Use the toaster as a weapon to bash someone over the head.
- Strangle someone with the cord.
- Make poison toast.
- Start a fire with the toaster.
- Drop a pallet of toasters on someone, of course.
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