Friday, January 6, 2012
INKSPOT NEWS -- JANUARY 7, 2011
Lois Winston will be signing copies of DEATH BY KILLER MOP DOLL at Curves, 299 South Ave. East, Westfield, NJ on January 11th from 8am - noon. FMI: 908-232-3200.
Robin Allen will attend the American Library Association's Midwinter Meeting in Dallas, TX, January 20-22, 2012. Robin will spend Saturday (1/21) at the PopUp Stage for Mystery Day at ALA, and will participate in the first panel, "Don't Mess with Texas Authors" from 9:00AM-9:45AM. On Sunday (1/22), Robin will be signing books in the Midnight Ink booth from 9:15AM-10:15AM.
Book Pirates.... ARGH!
MYTHS ABOUT PIRATED BOOKS
“It doesn’t cost them anything to make an ebook, so why should I pay for it?”
- the editor who carefully selects, acquires, contracts and develops it (that’s me, in this case),
- the editors who copy edit and proof it (the production editor, layout designer, and proofreader),
- the marketing team that writes the back cover copy, web copy, catalog copy, and so on,
- the cover designer who created a cover,
- the publicity team that sends out a press release, galley, or review copy to your favorite Pagan podcaster,
- the accounting staff who send out the royalty checks and pay our bills,
- the IT department that converts our book files to ePub formats and keeps our websites and servers running.
“It’s the same as borrowing a book from a library, or from a friend.”
“But publishers have very deep pockets.”
Books have always been a low-profit item and in recent years margins have been shrinking even further. Publishers now regularly give bookshops a 50 per cent or even a 55 per cent discount on the retail price. The distributor that warehouses and delivers the book will typically take 10 per cent of what remains, or more if you are a small publisher; 15 per cent goes on production (printing, paper, typesetting). Add another 10 per cent for the author’s royalties and the publisher is left with 10 per cent to cover promotion costs, rent and office expenses, wages – and profit. No wonder it’s called the gentleman’s profession.
“But it’s all over the internet anyway…”
“But I’m poor, I can’t afford to buy these books myself…”
“But I wasn’t even sure I would like it, so why pay money on it?”
“Information should be free!”
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
THE SIT ON YOUR BUTT BOOK TOUR
by Lois Winston
I’m on a book tour this month, but I’m not leaving the comfort of my home. Well…at least not until the end of the month when I’m off to sunny Florida to speak at the Space Coast Writers Guild conference. My book tour is a virtual one. Beginning this past weekend and going through the month of January, I’m the guest blogger at 29 different blogs in addition to my scheduled blogs here on Inkspot and once every two weeks over at 7 Criminal Minds. That’s a lot of blog posts!
For my guest blogs I’ve tried hard not to hard sell. I don’t think anyone wants to read a blog post that’s nothing more than a 500-1000 word commercial for their current release. I’ve also tried hard to write something completely different for each blog. I talk about everything from humor in mysteries, to crafts, to the craft of writing, to National Clean Off Your Desk Day. Yes, there really is such a day. It’s January 9th, and I know this because I researched holidays in January to help me generate ideas for all these guest blogs.
Some of my hosts use an interview format where I just answer their questions. I like doing those, especially the ones where my host has asked non-run of the mill questions. To see what I mean, check out my interview today at Get Lost in a Story where author Donnell Ann Bell asks me, among other questions, the following: Your glue gun has started a fire. What character do you want with you to put it out?
Obviously, the one closest to the fire extinguisher, right? That’s pretty much a no-brainer. So instead, I answer the question a bit differently. You’ll have to click over to Get Lost in a Story to find out just how.
And for anyone attending the American Library Association’s Mid-Winter conference in Dallas, be sure to stop by the Midnight Ink booth (#1459) on January 20th to register for the drawing to win signed copies of Assault With a Deadly Glue Gun and Death By Killer Mop Doll, as well as the mop doll shown in the photo. The drawing will take place at 7pm during the opening reception.
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
We'll Be Right Back
I was professionally made-up, my hair blown out, lipstick applied, and powder brushed over my shiny face. I sat on a stool, microphone affixed to the collar of my new blue sweater, waiting and wondering if I was going to faint on national TV.
When I heard one of the anchors on the NBC Today show say We'll Be Right Back, it triggered a panic. I knew we were just a couple of commercials away from my scheduled interview. I suddenly fixated on the white socks I was wearing with my black ankle boots. If I crossed my legs, would my pant hem ride up to expose my fashion faux pas to millions of viewers? With no chair arms to hang onto, would I tumble from the high stool and become the star of an endless loop of embarrassment on YouTube? Would I just sit there, made paralyzed and speechless by fear?
Was it too late to run screaming from the set?
The next thing I knew, a guy in a headset behind a big camera was pointing to me. The Today Show's smart and beautiful anchor, Savannah Guthrie, asked me a question. I think I answered it. She asked me another. I answered that one, too, I'm pretty sure. This is saying a lot, because an hour or so before, I was so nervous that when the show's hair stylist asked me the name of my book . . .
''Uhmmm, it's my fourth book,'' I stalled.
Yes, but what's it called? she asked.
''It's a mystery novel,'' I stammered.
I saw pity in her eyes. She put down her hair spray and patted my shoulder. You might want to practice that title thing.
I hit the author's lottery on Dec. 28. I had the great good fortune to be invited onto the Today show to talk about my latest book, Mama Sees Stars. (Sure, NOW I remember the title!) I'm married to NBC correspondent Kerry Sanders. I'm not deluded enough to think the Today Show selected me randomly from a universe of authors. I know Kerry's connections to the show played a role in my invite, and in previous appearances I've made on Today.
I guess I've done okay, because this time they carved out four minutes for my segment. One of Kerry's friends posted on his Facebook page (a bit meanly, I thought) that I got about twice the time they usually give Kerry for his stories on Today.
Here's a link to click, if you want to see how I did.
This picture was snapped off the TV:
I can say without hesitation my husband did not break a single kneecap in pursuit of my appearance. At least I didn't see anyone on the Today set limping around. Except for me. When the interview was over, I had some kind of weird after-effect of all those nerves and pumping adrenaline. I started to climb down from that towering stool, and my knees began to buckle. My legs were wobbly, wet noodles. I grabbed behind me, and carefully slid my butt back onto the seat.
''I can't get down.''
What do you mean? a stagehand said.
''My legs won't work.''
He got the deer-in-the-headlight look. Another guest was standing by, waiting to move into my spot on the interview stool for the next segment. After a couple of moments, they managed to peel me off the seat. Leaning on some guy's shoulder, I limped off the set.
My friends all said I did great, and that I didn't look a bit nervous. (Of course, that's what friends are supposed to say). It got me thinking about how often all of us put on a public face that might be very different from how we feel privately, inside. In my case, I wanted to run away screaming, ''I can't do this! I'm scared.'' Instead, I talked and laughed with Savannah as if she were just a gal pal chatting ... and not a famous TV anchor I'd never met before, with millions of people watching at home.
I am having recurring nightmares, though, featuring the phrase We'll Be Right Back.
What scares you? Have you managed to fake your way through it?
New Year Resolutions
Resolutions? I don't make 'em. Why? Cause I don't stick to them. I can break a resolution in record time. But if I were to make some resolutions, this is what they would be:
1. Become more organized. This is a challenge for me. You see, I am a Pisces. Pisces is the dreamer of the zodiac; mysterious, spiritual, imaginative and idealistic. I do much better on the creative side of my job than the details and dealines part.
7. Take a real vacation. Fat chance. See resolution #5.
8. Figure out who to bribe to get a New York Times Bestseller.
Ok, forget it. None of those resolutions are possible, much less probable. Pooey. I hate resolutions.
On the other hand, I do have some goals for 2012. (you see, goals are different. you try to hit a goal. but a resolution is a hard and fast change... goals are better for me.)
I want Midnight Ink to continue to grow and kick some publishing butt! 2011 was very exciting with the acquisitions of both established and debut authors. It was quite exciting and scary to see my first acquisitions enter the market. But in 2012 I want to see starred reviews, best sellers and awards.
I want to get better at my job. This has been one huge learning experience for me. I think I have grown a lot, but there is always room for improvement. Like I should blog more often. :) I am trying for organzied but will settle for keeping my head above water.
I intend to take care of myself better in 2012. That means trying to remember to eat three meals a day and taking time for myself. Maybe going to the gym, playing volleyball, etc. I also want to push my limits. In general, I only do safe things. Perhaps I should sky dive or something.
I also wish to live each day with peace, happiness and love. Yep, that is my Pisces nature. To live with my head in the clouds where everything is serene. Up here the view is beautiful so you can't really blame me, can you?

Defamation of Character
Monday, January 2, 2012
Happy New Year!
I’m big on New Year’s resolutions. Here are some writing-related ones:
I resolve not to use the names James, Jim, Jimmy, Jamal, McJames, Jamie, Jimbo, and Jiminy in the same book.
I resolve not to use the name Hortense in any book.
I resolve to use Correct capitalization, good:punctuation; and proper grammar whenever it would been poSSible”
I resolve to use more. Complete. Sentences.
I resolve not to play Minesweeper, check my Amazon rankings, and surf YouTube every fifteen minutes.
I resolve not to end every scene with a cliffhanger. Or will I?
I resolve not to write rough drafts with crayons anymore.
I resolve to do some research for my next book.
I resolve to no longer read Amazon reviews of my books. I’ll just assume they are all five stars. (Hey, these are my resolutions, and I’ll resolve what I want to!)
Got any to add?
Happy New Year, everyone!
Alan


