Monday, October 27, 2014

How To: Kill Someone with a Toaster

How To: Kill Someone with a Toaster
  1. Electrocution. Simple, and effective.
  2. Use the toaster as a weapon to bash someone over the head.
  3. Strangle someone with the cord.
  4. Make poison toast.
  5. Start a fire with the toaster.
  6. Drop a pallet of toasters on someone, of course.
For more on toaster-related murder, pick up Linda Joffe Hull's latest, Black Thursday, available online and in bookstores now!


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